Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better!!
She stands there with her hips thrust forward making a snake sound "ssssss" and moving her hips back and forth.
"Stop that! What are you doing?"
"Peeing like a boy."
"Stop that, you can't pee like a boy."
"Why not?"
"You don't have a penis."
Laughing - "Dad, she can pee like a boy."
"No, she can't. Can you?"
She nods her head laughing.
"You can stand up and pee forward?"
Laughing and nodding.
"You can stand in front of the toilet, pull your pants down and pee?!? Does it make a mess?"
"No."
"Do you dribble?"
"No"
"More power to ya..."
posted by karrlot @ 11/12/2006 03:24:00 PM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
it is so totally true that anything boys can do, girls can do better!
I guess we've even lost the "Write your name in the snow" advantage, also.
Are you sure that the girls can write their names in the snow. I mean I could understand standing up and peeing, but having the dexterity to write one's name. That is a tough one.
P.S. Glad to see you finally wrote something on here.
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