Tripple EWWWWWWW!!!!
So on our flight home Crystal was sitting with one of the kids and of course as soon as the plane starts down the runway, this kid has to go. Crystal tells her that they have to wait. Wait a few minutes.... Now she has to go bad. The seatbelt light is still on. I tell Crystal to hit the attendant button and ask the attendant if she can go. The attendant tells her that she can't give her permission to get up, but she should do what she has to do. Later Crystal is talking to her and she explains the "do what you have to do."
She was on a flight and it was a brand new plane. Like right off the assembly line. This 21 year old girl (God I'm getting old) has to go the bathroom, but the flight attendant tells her that she can't go. When the pilot finally turns off the seatbelt sign, the girl gets up to go. As she is walking down the aisle in her miniskirt and thong underwear, Montezuma gets its revenge all the way down the aisle of the plane. It was so bad they had to turn the plane around.
In a thong and mini skirt......
posted by karrlot @ 8/23/2006 09:17:00 PM
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What kind of eww was it? Blood, urine or the really eww stuff?
Montizuma's Revenge. Hershey squirts. The trotts. I'm a Russian. Burning squirts. Liquid flow. Abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools.
When you're sliding into first, and you feel a little burst. When you're slidding into home and you feel a little foam. When you're climbing up a mountian and you feel a little fountian.
Who taught you this stuff. I remember a couple of these cute sayings. But not most of them. You are truly a funny funny man.
You know for someone who thinks others don't post as much as they should, you don't do much of it either.
Yeah....Joel and I are very guilty of that....sorry guys. I have posted again.....Joel you should too
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