Emergency Drinks

When we were on the airplane going to Portland, I was sitting next to Valerie. She looked up and saw all of the things above her head. She began to ask "whats that do?" "What's that for?" "Why is that there?"

This is the sign that the pilot turns on when he wants you to sit down and buckle up. Because its bumpy?

This sign says that you can't smoke. Because it stinks!

This button turns on the light. So you can read?

"Whats that do?" pointing to the button of a red stick figure holding a tray with a drink on it.

"This is the button you push if you want the flight attendant to come over."

"Oh, for when you need an emergency drink!"

Trying to get my family to the airport, through security, and onto an airplane: that's what we needed - Emergency Drinks!