Male or female?

7 Year Old "It is not a wiener."

4 Year Old "Yes, it is a wiener."

7 - "No, its not!"

4 - "Yes there's a bunch of wieners."

7 - "NO THEY ARE NOT WIENERS!!"

4 - "YES THEY ARE!!"

Dad "Okay, what are you two arguning about?"

7 "She thinks that cows have wieners"

Dad "They do. Cows have wieners."

4 "See, I told you they have wieners! They have milk wieners."

Dad "Milk Wieners?!?"

4 "Thats where you get the milk. It comes out of the milk wieners."