Tuesday, August 23, 2005

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!?!"

  • 1 - 3 foot tall mannequin bust
  • 2 wrapped cheese sticks
  • 1 apple
  • 1 shoe box FULL of crayons
  • 5+ pair of scissors
  • 2 sleeping bags (the thick fat kind)
  • 1 pup tent
  • 1 unopened tin of Christmas chocolates
  • 1 vacuum (works but not used)
  • 5 bottles of glue
  • 2 staplers
  • 1 bean bag (small sized)
  • 1 barbie mini-van
  • 1 barbie motorcycle
  • 1 barbie vespa scooter
  • 1 opened cheese stick
  • 1 lunch bag full of cream filled cookies
  • 842 popcorn kernels
  • 3 comforters
  • 5 - half empty water bottles
  • 4 water cups
  • 50+ books
  • flower vase full of potpourri (spilled on the floor)
  • 3 pillows
  • 4 beach towels
  • 4 pair of shoes
  • 3 backpacks
  • 2 tubes of toothpaste
  • 5 pencil boxes
  • 9 trash bags full of toys (the tall kitchen garbage can size)
  • 2 trash bags full of stuffed animals
  • 3 trash bags full of trash
  • 3 laundry baskets of dirty clothes
  • 1 bookshelf
  • 1 toy shelf
  • 3 mattresses

----- Contents removed from the bedroom shared by a 7 year old and her sister after she muttered "If you want it cleaned, you clean it."

1 Comments:

At 25/8/05 11:15 AM , Blogger existentialist said...

Joel- this is great! Thanks for the humor.
Oly

 

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